Saturday, September 27, 2008

The economy part 2.

In my last post about 11 days ago, I complained about how people paid little attention to the looming economic collapse - and now of course things have changed quite a bit in that regard.  As expected, everyone is following essentially the same line, that these massive bail outs are a necessary evil to save the economy, jobs, etc.  Of course you all must know by now that I completely disagree with this idea.  The bail outs postpone a short term recession, sure, but at the expense of ensuring a long term depression.  Their solution is simply to create more false credit, which is how we got into this mess in the first place.  I reccommend that all of you do a little research on the Federal Reserve System - the source of the dollar, its inflation, bank loans, government debt, and credit oversupply since 1913.  The book "The Creature from Jekyll Island" is a good place to start.  Here is a short snippet from a lecture by its author (from the mid 90s) on the subject of how bail-outs are the product of the Federal Reserve System:

Finally, did they pass along their inevitable loses to the taxpayer in the name of protecting the people? This is what I call "Operation Bail-Out." Every time one of the big banks gets into trouble, not the small banks remember, they're the competition, the big banks get into trouble and they are bailed out at taxpayers' expense. Always in the name of protecting the people. If a large corporation is in trouble because it can't make its interest payments to the bank anymore, they go to Congress and say "we can't let this corporation fold; look at the thousands of jobs that would be lost; look how the people would suffer." When a third world country can no longer make its interest payments to a large bank in New York, what happens? The bank goes to Congress and says "you know, you'd better do something about this because if we have to write that loan off of our books we may be bankrupt, we could fold. And look at all of the depositors, good Americans, who have their accounts with us who would lose their deposit. Maybe the FDIC won't be able to cover; we could have a crisis on our hands. If our bank falls maybe the other banks will fall too and we'll have a national recession. Look how the people will suffer." So Congress dutifully steps forward, remember it's a partner in this, and votes the funds to guarantee the loans or in some way to pass the payments on directly or indirectly in some very ingenious methods to the taxpayer. That money is raised primarily through the Federal Reserve System and we pay it through the Mandrake Mechanism.

So the Federal Reserve System has done pretty well on that. In case you have missed a few of the more memorable games, I'd like to review them for you. Penn Central Railroad was bailed out in 1970. That was a good year because Lockheed Corporation was bailed out the same year. Commonwealth Bank of Detroit was bailed in 1972; New York City in 1975; Chrysler in 1978; First Pennsylvania Bank in 1980; Continental Illinois, the largest of the banks so far, in 1982. And look at all of these third world countries which cannot pay their interest payments. They are paying their interest payments and you're doing it for them because the Federal Reserve System creates the money that we send to the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank and then they give it to those countries so that they can pay the interest to the banks. Maybe you've missed that little trail but that's how it works.
Congressmen and Senators don't talk about this as a source of the problem because if the Federal Reserve went away, Congress would no longer be able to print money to pay for things when it runs out of tax money (which it does every year), inflating the currency and increasing national debt.  They would rather people continue to suffer economically than to remove a key source of their power and wealth.  Also, they're poopoo heads.

Friday, September 26, 2008

More Candyblogging

Bad news, folks.

When the economic crunch hits, hard choices must be made. And if you're a manufacturer, this usually means a choice between raising prices or reducing quality. I am sad to say that Hershey's appears to be choosing to forgo quality.

“Products such as Whatchamacallit, Milk Duds, Mr. Goodbar and Krackel no longer have milk chocolate coatings, and Hershey’s Kissables are now labeled ‘chocolate candy’ instead of ‘milk chocolate.’

“What’s going on here? On Friday, TODAY consumer correspondent Janice Lieberman reported that Hershey’s has switched to less expensive ingredients in several of its products. In particular, cocoa butter — the ingredient famous for giving chocolate its creamy, melt-in-your-mouth texture — has been replaced with vegetable oil.

“The removal of cocoa butter violates the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s definition of milk chocolate, so subtle changes have appeared on the labels of the Hershey’s products with altered recipes. Products once labeled ‘milk chocolate’ now say ‘chocolate candy,’ ‘made with chocolate’ or ‘chocolatey.’”

Found it here, full story here, more information here, and more information than you require here.

This is also posted on my other blog.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Downward Spiro

This makes me sad:

This is the 1969 Spirograph set I was able to buy for cheap off of ebay. It was produced by a toy company named Kenner. It's an extensive kit which includes many different shapes, pins to tack the pieces down onto a supplied rectangle of cardboard (so your drawing doesn't slip), and four ball point pens of different colors. I've been having a lot of fun playing around with this and it's already come in handy on a project or two.


Here's a sample of the instruction booklet that came in the box. It contains simple explanatory illustrations and some Spirograph drawings so complex they make me jealous. (More photos of the booklet pages can be seen on my flickr.) It's both lovely and intelligent.


This is the Deluxe Spirograph I bought last month at Target. It was because this set was so much junkier than the version I had as a kid that I even thought to pursue a Spirograph kit on ebay.


The instructions that come with this kit are so childish that it made me feel silly for wanting to play with a spirograph again. The shapes themselves aren't displayed as attractive abstract designs - instead it is explained that they should be made into something you can identify and recognize (a crab!) These instructions talk down to children and limit the creative possibilities.

Such a disappointment, especially given how far the toy's overall design has fallen.

The little people of tomorrow deserve better!

Sunday, September 21, 2008





Yo dudes, CC showed me this sweet thing called TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design). If you go to the About TED section, you can learn about TED, and subscribe to the podcast. They have some amazing lectures that will inform your life and make it awesomer. This has been seconded by everyone I know who has seen any TED lectures. Just spreading the love.

Jon, Mark, and I are playing a show later tonight, I'm pumped! You should come if you're in the mood for nice music and have money for the plane ride +$5. Actually, if you come, I'll give you $5 for the show.

Love.

Existentialism!

Did you know that Jean-Paul Sartre is blogging now?

Sample post:

An angry crow mocked me this morning. I could barely finish my croissant, and left the cafe in despair.

The crow descended on the croissant, squawking fiercely. Perhaps this was its plan.

Perhaps there is no plan.

It's even gr8er than yr h1gh sch00l livejournal!

I got this from a site called Iqra'i.

Friday, September 19, 2008

ok. now i have a picture. this is "graeme, not the cracker."
whoa, whoa, whoa? we're talking about babies?!

my brother just had his first baby, and my first nephew. Graeme Timothy Ely. He's little. I just realized i don't have a picture on hand. But he's the best little guy around.

THIRD POST FOR THE DAY!

and speaking of the Tomorrow People.

I believe Randy said somewhere here that "Children are the Future."

Are they?



hmm

so they say you're never supposed to talk about politics or religion in mixed company, but these just make me laugh...sorry for the Barack stars in the group

not saying anything in particular here...politics aside, this just makes me laugh















































































By the way...that Red White and Blue Obama poster was made by Shepherd Fairey of "Obey Giant" fame.  You might want to check his work out-- www.obeygiant.com  -- It's pretty good stuff, but pretty anti-American too for the most part...strange that a presidential candidate would hop on the bandwagon.  Wooo!  Less than two months before a New World Order when China buys our country out of debt!  JK (I mean, JFK).

Bobby's Baby

Well, not a baby human, and he might be a dingo, I'm not sure yet. But, if he is, he'll definitely eat baby humans--or maybe lick them at least.

For those of you who haven't seen him yet, here's Miles...

Not a post about babies.

I hate to interrupt the babyblogging (yes, they are cute), but I just saw a girl in Davis Library wearing a tri-cornered hat. Hmm.

When is the last time you saw anyone (excluding those explicitly reënacting history) wearing such a thing?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

I win.


The door has been opened for older babies. I give you, my neighbor, Gabe (doing his best Johnny Cash pose).

Baby Off



The little boy is nephew Joseph, and the little girl is my niece Bridget.

I'm only posting because you folks started this.

Zingo!


I saw The Bronzed Chorus last week at Tir Na Nog. They were awesome as always.

I went to the bathroom and saw this poster.


So if you can't really see, basically, if you're too crunked to drive and you need a designated driver, you call this number; then a guy comes on a tiny moped, he folds the moped into a suitcase. He drives you to your home in your car, and then he goes back to his home in his little suitcase moped. Brilliant.

Oh baby...


And it comes full circle.

one more baby


I thought I'd one-up your baby, Katie.  This is (a crappy cell phone photo of) my baby niece Lane, playing with a small stuffed elephant that Caitlin and I bought for her.  The baby-off is on!

Daily dose of cute

I could not resist posting this baby. So stinkin' cute.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Welcome Magoo

Fanfare! Maggie has arrived!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

taste the rainbow

This summer, a friend of mine introduced me to snowballs, a cold treat that originates from Louisiana and is similar to a snow cone except that the ice is finer making its texture more airy, like snow. Pelican's Snowballs has a few stands in the triangle area and they boast that their snowballs are the genuine article.

Pelican's menu is extensive and it's remarkable how much they can get ice to taste like other things (birthday cake was delicious). You can take your chances on a flavor like dill pickle or on one whose name leaves its taste a mystery, like fuzzy monkey or wild thang. Yeah.

But, what really got me curious was the kids menu.

Science Projects



This picture is good. Here is the link to see it better:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/zom-bot/2806692734/in/photostream/

Here's a silly picture to balance out my last post!


It's Aditya "Romeo" Dev, the world's smallest body builder. Look how tiny he is!  Here's more.

Depressingly long post about the economy

(The tone of this blog so far has been generally silly, or occasionally reflective.  I hope I'm not upsetting that trend by posting a little doom.  As a friend to all of you, I feel compelled to share my growing concern for our collective future.)

Throughout my life as an adult, I've been a rather loud pessimist when it came to all things economic.  This is the major contributing factor for those late night Ron Paul speeches that cost so many hours of your time.  In the past year, I've had countless I-told-you-so moments with the world.  I didn't actually say "I told you so" to anyone,  (though you could argue I'm saying it now) but instead just mumbled it in the general direction of cnn.com on my screen.  There's been a handful of mini-market crashes, huge spikes in oil prices and inflation, massive financial institutions falling left and right (Fannie Mae, Freddic Mac, IndyMac, Bear Stearns, Lehman Bros., Merrill Lynch, and now AIG), and it all continues to be patched up with unsound policies, and generally ignored by most people not in that business.  The problem is that misfortune on Wallstreet of this magnitude (and it's going to get worse as I'm about to show you), gets down to all of us in the end.  The Great Depression started with a few months of steady market decline and several financial instutitions closing, it took a year or two before that translated into massive unemployment and unaffordable food and medicine.  I think there's a chance we're heading in a similar direction now.

Just last year, the five largest investment banks were Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Bros., and Bear Stearns.  If you've been reading closely, three of those five institutions have collapsed.  Here's how Merrill Lynch has looked the past year before dying this week:



Now look at the stock price of the two remaining financial giants for the past year:



Now look at the stock price of Bank of America and Wachovia for the past year:



(See that uptick in July?  Read this article.)  Can you imagine what would happen if either of these banks went under?  Think about trying to get your money back through the FDIC, which has already burned through a quarter of its insurance fund just to bail out IndyMac depositers.

If you're wondering why this has all happened, it's a combination of many factors.  First start with the premise that we're a nation that is ridiculously in debt, both at a government level, and at the level of the individual.  Second, add in inflationary policy, which discourages savings as the interest rate on savings is so small compared to the value your money loses each year, and the potential value of investing.  Now add Democrat supported market intervention that keeps the cost of borrowing of money artificially cheap, creating artificial incentive to hand out stupid mortgages.  Sprinkle on Republican conceived financial abuses that allowed for swapping to go unregulated (which means financial institutions can sell off mortgages/loans to other institutions as securities/investments without any sort of regulation or oversight - Warren Buffet called this financial WMDs).  Throw in corporate greed and mismanagement, runaway government spending, and a glutenous population, and you have yourself our current situation.

Obama and McCain will both propose to prop up institutons and individuals in an attempt to keep things going as people are accustomed, but these politically motivated strategies will only buy us a little more time before the government is completely broke and we have to do one of the following:  shutdown many functions of government (think entitlement programs, portions of defense, etc.), print huge amounts of money creating an inflation crisis on a level somewhere between post world-war Germany and 1980s Japan, or just let things naturally correct themselves (a bit like the Great Depression, without government handouts).  In any case, I'm pretty convinced we're going to see massive changes in our lives in the next 5-10 years.  We've had lots of economic close calls in our lifetimes -  the savings and loan crisis of the early 90s, the dot-com bubble burst/9-11 combo which nearly brought us down, and now we're here enduring the fruits of the patch-jobs fixing those crises.

There's a solid chance things could right themselves.  But there's a small, but signfiicant chance that this instability will spiral into something that will change the way we live.  We may, at some point in our 20s or 30s, have to deal with extreme shortages in employment, food, or energy, and I think what we're seeing now is momentum in that direction.  I encourage all of you to prepare yourselves for this time by getting yourself out of debt as soon as possible, and preparing yourself for possible lifestyle changes up ahead.  (Also, if you happen to have mutual funds or a 401k or something, I'd get out of it as soon as possible)  No need to panic this moment though.  We probably have a couple of years before this all hits us in a tangible way.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Random ways to make money...

So I have my first paying acting job coming up on Thursday. Well, it's sort of acting. Method acting. I won't have to act annoyed, frustrated, or scared while ants literally crawl all over my face. I won't have to act like I shaved my beard; it will have been shaved. I will, however, have to act like I'm Haley Joel Osment.

In case you haven't put it together, I'm going to be HJO's stand-in this Thursday as it's not in his contract to have ants crawl all over his face. Why would I shave my beard and let ants free on the sensitive skin beneath? 'Cause I get $75 bit*hes! Please excuse my asterisked language. The acting lifestyle has really hardened me.

Woot.

Groups of Birds

a bouquet of pheasants
a charm of finches
a wake of vultures
a confusion of guinea fowl
a murder of crows
an unkindness of ravens
a parliament of owls
a convocation of eagles

My Very First Post!

Hey friends,

I've been scoping out this blog, and seeing what everyone's posting trying to get a feel and sense of things, and I like it.

I'll try to do my best to do a balance between my serious and silly side. I've been mostly serious these past few weeks, and it's hard to be so serious all the time. Sometimes it feels like this terrible trap.

Anywho, school is tough, I'm ready to be done with senior year, it's not at all the senior year I was expecting or hoping for. A lot of it is about trying to make some new friends and make new connections to people because most the people I have been really connected to are gone now.

Intuitively senior year should be time with the friends you've built up over the past three years and just letting good times roll and getting your work done, so you can pass and leave.

I like people though, I like knowing people and I like different peoples ways of seeing things, so I can't just focus on my school work and a couple clubs, I love people.

I am learning local flora right now, there is one plant i particularly like called hearts-a-bustin-with love.

Sometimes I Wish...

...that a feeling of social obligation didn't prevent me from telling people when I think they do something amazing.

So I was in the Carrboro Harris Teeter, picking out some Romaine lettuce, and I saw this girl buying some other sort of vegetable down towards the bakery. I was in that grocery store mood: running through my head, trying to compile a mental list of things to buy, and then to keep it in mind while still looking for unexpected bargains. I suppose this is why people make "grocery lists" to begin with, but if I do that then I'll miss the mood, which is half the reason for going to the grocery store anyway. (The other half, of course, is beer.)

Anyway, the girl turned her cart around, pushed off, and rolled on the cart for about fifteen feet. JUST LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO WHEN I WAS A KID (but my mom wouldn't let me). And then when she was done, she kept on walking and shopping like a normal adult, as if rolling around on a grocery cart were just the same as walking. And I wanted to say to her: "That was amazing. You just reminded me to never grow up all the way. Thank you for that."

But, of course, I feel like I'm not supposed to say things like that to strangers. So I tucked away the memory, and now I have put it on this blog. So maybe that's something.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Weird


That's crazy Bobby, because I was just looking through my dad's old yearbook, and I found this one from '73.

















Randy, way to go. You always shave it right.

Love.

Friday, September 12, 2008

For Em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0tWHdZLp8E

Trim'd

This seems like as good a spot as any to make general beard updates, right?

Before : sepia :: after : color.


What Happens When You're Really Bored...












Okay, Sorry for the two posts in one day, but facebook and this yearbook site combined for some easy time-wasting...

I'm not sure who wins...Cheryl or Smith's hair?

Or, Randy as a New Kid On the Block?

Sweatter Weather

Since I'm the only one left, this is what Sweater Weather is going to be, soon. Taking over Chapel Hill in the next few months...except, instead of a guitar, I have a ukulele, and instead of a harmonica, I have a banana, and instead of a beatbox with strings on it, I've got a beaver.

Oh yes.

Rainy day

Thursday, September 11, 2008

New low!

This is Casey, I have a secret blog under the name of Sobe Koala that I haven't unleashed upon the world yet. I wanted to make sure I would keep up with it; so far, I haven't kept up with it. Here's one of those posts where people have to read it!
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Tonight, I got bored enough to go to the movies by myself. The perfect movie for the occasion: Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Reasons to go to a movie by yourself? You are introspective and like to spend time with the movie, noting its artistic choices and cinematic devices. It's a chance to escape into a new place, or one so familiar it feels like home. Step Brothers sucked hard.

I recently began to wear glasses to watch movies. In a movie with Adrian Brody or Jennifer Garner, you may look like a cool town-goer in your glasses alone at the theater. Who knows? There could be a lonely Ellen Paige-style character waiting to do some sarcastic flirting with another loner. At a Will Ferrell movie, the alone guy with glasses sucks. I did my best to act composed in a movie critic style. Step Brothers was released on July 25th, and without a notebook, there was no way I could pull off being a movie critic who went to see an obviously idiotic movie three weeks after it was released. Just in case, I sat through most of the credits, paying close attention to the names of each of the key grips and lighting assistants and the like.

I care about Will Ferrell, but the similes have to stop. If someone made a YouTube clip of all the run-on similes of Will Ferrell from his past three movies, it'd be funny for 7 seconds. Then it'd be those 7 seconds more and more like a lighting bolt touched the underhairs of a unicorn and Thor's crow hammer falling from the sky on the ships of the great Gregorian bla bla bla bla. Step Brothers proved that apprently, when you run out of funny things to say, you take out your nutsack.

Alas, my critique can not be deemed legitimate though I did go to the theater alone tonight in a critic-fashion. I paid the 10.50 to get in, thus Will and the ol' fratty pack pack did exactly what they were hoping to do. While they have $83,944,269 plus that 11 bucks from tonight, I've got a bad excuse for an evening.

Whoa.

M&M Count III

Object: 1 package M&Ms, "Tear 'n' Share" size
Date: 11 September 2008

Blue: 22
Brown: 16
Green: 19
Orange: 21
Red: 13
Yellow: 13

Total: 104

[Note: This result casts some doubt on my hypothesis that brown M&Ms are systematically underrepresented in bags of M&Ms, as previous tests had yielded fewer than 10 brown M&Ms per bag.]

A Riddle

From one of my students:

"I'm prison with an innocent name,
4 short years of freedom, 12 long years of torment.
The ultimate failure if misunderstood
Pressured by social conformity, unwillingly weighed down.
If you ditch me, I will send trouble out to find you
Countless face, countless days, all to be forgotten regretfully.
I bring boredom to those that don't appreciate me
and cause you to have the wildest daydreams.
I torture you with work when you leave, and when you return,
Just when you think I let you go,
I give you a little piece of me to keep me in your mind,
Until we meet again. Who am I?"

Answer to be revealed upon the fulfillment of three guesses from those willing to comment...

Current mood: Saucy

Let's make Smith's famous spicy tomato sauce!

You need 2 ~15 oz cans diced tomatoes, 2 ~15oz cans tomato paste, 3 or 4 cloves of garlic finely chopped, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, oregano, basil, onion powder, parsley.

Mix together paste and diced tomatoes over med-low heat.  Stir in garlic and let simmer for a few minutes before adding all other ingredients to taste.  Let simmer for at least 15 minutes, but up to an hour (with frequent stirring).  When finished, place sauce firmly in trash and open sealed jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce.  Serve on bed of noodles and lies.  Saucy!