So I have my first paying acting job coming up on Thursday. Well, it's sort of acting. Method acting. I won't have to act annoyed, frustrated, or scared while ants literally crawl all over my face. I won't have to act like I shaved my beard; it will have been shaved. I will, however, have to act like I'm Haley Joel Osment.
In case you haven't put it together, I'm going to be HJO's stand-in this Thursday as it's not in his contract to have ants crawl all over his face. Why would I shave my beard and let ants free on the sensitive skin beneath? 'Cause I get $75 bit*hes! Please excuse my asterisked language. The acting lifestyle has really hardened me.
Woot.
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